February 2012
-shrooms:
i hope rick santorum is going up the escalator in his new crocs and he’s not looking because he’s sexting his mistress child pornography and the croc gets stuck at the top of the escalator and sucks in his hairy toes and his phone with the child porn on it flies into the hands of an officer who is passing by
i am hungry for everything absolutely everything always all the time
justingoatbieber:
hello yes its me
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
my dad watched two episodes of loony toons back to back and then tom and jerry came on and he was like “wow this looks lame”
strepsis:
For my next essay, my thesis is going to be that you can’t hate from outside of the club when you can’t even get in
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
textposter:
And the Oscar goes to… wow! This isn’t even a movie! Congratulations to LMFAO.
textposter:
i like to think that my mental instability is balanced out by my semi-good looks
I spilled butter on my pants this morning and now this dog won’t stop licking me
mostgay:
Those were my business Crocs mother
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